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Illuminatus Moronus by Omny87 Illuminatus Moronus by Omny87
Many conspiracy theorists believe that some corporate/government logos have hidden symbols within them, identifying them as members of some secret organization or some other hidden agenda. The one-eyed pyramid on the back of the dollar bill being one of them.

Which begs the question as to why a secret organization would have a logo in the first place, let alone one they'd put in plain sight.
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Maddog3060 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
:lmao:
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shinigamisparda Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
I don't usually do this, but if ever there was a time to use "I'll just leave this here" it was now with this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWHl8P…
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TigroSpottystripes Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
It's so people think it can't be them 'cause they wouldn't be stupid enough to do somthing like that.
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Omny87 Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
That's the dumbest way to hide ever.
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cpurcellartwork Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015  Professional General Artist
Lol have you not heard the term 'hiding in plain sight'?
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SFaccountant Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
Yeah, well, when YOU control all governments of the G20 from your secret fortress on the moon, THEN you can call out all the older conspirator groups on their shoddy plans.
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123coolman000 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
they hide in plain sight
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Omny87 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
They're not very good at it.
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Lurks-no-More Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013
The answer to the question, of course, is that conspiracy theorists are generally gullible contrarian fools.
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Omny87 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013
Pretty much, yeah. A lot of conspiracy theorists seem to want their "theories" to be true so very, very bad to make themselves feel "special", like they're part of an elite club of rebels and underdogs rallying against DUH MAN, MAN.
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FugutaitenFTW Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013
My friend believes (truthfully) that it's a magical thing and that the Illuminati have power over all who hold their symbol, such as anyone who carries money in their pocket.
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Omny87 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013
So what happens if you draw their symbol on a piece of paper? or scribble over existing symbols? Does that negate their power? And if that was true why would they allow credit cards to be used?
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SFaccountant Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013

If you scribble over the Illuminati's symbol, usually the manager at your local bank bursts into flames. Some of the stronger ones merely collapse howling for a few minutes.

Credit cards are a SEPARATE conspiracy, actually. It's mostly lizard people. A few Nazis, but mostly lizard people.

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Omny87 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
So that explains the time I spilled soda on my wallet and the face of the guy behind the counter peeled away to reveal a chitinous exoskeleton.
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SFaccountant Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013

No, I... I think that was just me.

My face... does that sometimes. It's weird, I know.

I hope I didn't scare you.

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Omny87 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
Nah- the machine within me has eaten all my fear.
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SFaccountant Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
Pacemaker technology really has come a long way, huh?
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AgentTasmania Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
The Illuminati aren't secret at all.
They exist, there's very little doubt of this.
The conspiracies, however, are no less silly for it.
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EmperorJewel Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013
What... what if that is the conspiracy?
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TheCrossoverer89 Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
there is a group calls "New Illumnati" but they are just shitty con artists who groups like Anonymous act like they are the antichrist when they really have no power except their own tv
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EmperorJewel Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
That... is kind of brilliant. For the con artists that is. Anonymous is kind of a group of idiots.
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AgentTasmania Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013
...*brain explodes*
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EmperorJewel Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013
That's what I thought.
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Sire-Sword Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
>_> Oh illuminate...
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DJ-Bleach Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
DAFT PUNK IS ILLUMINATI BECAUSE THEY PLAY IN A PYRAMID

#WAKE UP PEOPLE #CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE #CUT4BIEBER
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EmperorJewel Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
Well... how else can they brag about it to all the other secret organizations?
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NuclearPoweredPony Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity
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Omny87 Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
I once read an article by a guy who thought that any logo with a triangle in it- not any particular KIND of triangle, just any triangle- was that of a race of aliens that controlled the world.
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ozpakko Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Makes total sense.
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