Celestia: "Told you it'd work! My ponies would do anything I'd tell them!" Luna: "Gah! Sticking false eyes on your hind quarters! That is insane!...... Although in your case I can't tell the difference!"
What is this; the science of ro-BUTT-ics? I can't TAIL what's going on here, but I didn't know REAR-ity was in on this also! is this the EYE-est form of humour in Equestria? I find this whole thing ASS-inine! :-P