Celestia: Some pony ate my cake? I'm gonna get to the BOTTOM of this!
Luna: I can see that there's a FULL MOON tonight!
Derpy: Excuse me, I'd like to ASS-K you a few questions!
Fleur-de-Lis: Being high class is wonderful, I don't like being a complete BUM!
Lyra Heartstrings: If I was a pirate, I'd go searching for BOOTY! Arrr!
Daring Do: I'll will stop at nothing to get treasure, just stop me if any one DER-RIERES!
Bon Bon: Oh dear, my door is locked, better get my KEI-STER!
Mrs. Cake: I got lots of sweets for sale, and there's more in the REAR!
Cheerile: Oops, I forgot my purse, I'd better go get it BACK-SIDE!
LOL!!! I just couldn't help myself. XD
Neptune: * surprises you from behind in ponyform* " That would be me kind sir"
"I did, but I rectum!"
THE FRIDGE, THE BED, THE CAR, AND NOW GOOGLY EYES FOR MY BUM!!!!
Luna: "Gah! Sticking false eyes on your hind quarters! That is insane!...... Although in your case I can't tell the difference!"