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- I hate it when I'm trying to cook some crystal and my boss kills Victor with a box cutter When life gives you lemons, make abstract lemon art. Life won’t expect that.
I... Don't know whether to laugh or to run away screaming... HORROR.
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"Carrots; why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots," "That was truly amazing." "Ooo, climbing the ladder. No one's thought of that before."
-- Look, my life is full of monkeys, dumb weirdoes, old perverts, cross-eyed witches and stinky ferrets. Your opinions are the least of my worries. ~Zoë in Sluggy Freelance
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I hate it when I'm trying to cook some crystal and my boss kills Victor with a box cutter
When life gives you lemons, make abstract lemon art. Life won’t expect that.
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Alapacas are cuter than Llamas! :'D
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It's better to fail at what you love than succeed in what you hate.
I couldn't eat bacon a long time after that o______________O''
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Alapacas are cuter than Llamas! :'D
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It's better to fail at what you love than succeed in what you hate.
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Alapacas are cuter than Llamas! :'D
HORROR.
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"Carrots; why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots,"
"That was truly amazing."
"Ooo, climbing the ladder. No one's thought of that before."
And then I burst out laughing as soon as the music kicked in.
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"The faint-hearted never fucked a pig."
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"Also, sheep probably can't read."
I can't look away D8
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Look, my life is full of monkeys, dumb weirdoes, old perverts, cross-eyed witches and stinky ferrets. Your opinions are the least of my worries. ~Zoë in Sluggy Freelance